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Losing it. It was a hot summer afternoon, I was just laying on my couch cruising through the TV channels when he calls. “Have you had lunch? ” Obviously not so he comes over with lunch. We eat and then cuddle… “How does a virgin cuddle?” I asked myself. I can cuddle! I don’t know if it was the heat or our raging hormones but I wanted him, more so because he wanted me. That turned me on! I just had to do it. Of course thoughts of all those religious sermons about holding onto your virginity until you got married, rang in my head! I wondered if they ever had raging hormones begging to be released? It ain’t easy to tame, that rage. How they make it sound so easy! Be a Virgin! I kissed him, he moved closer. I kissed his neck, he undid my bra. He undressed me like I was a toy! How do you tame your hormones? I was scared. “Will he put his whole dick inside of me?” I was 25 a virgin. In a matter of seconds…pop…he popped my cherry. It was like an injection, one sharp pain then done. He continued fucking me, then he just kissed me on my forehead and said thank you. Just that, thank you! He took a shower and left for work. Like it was an ordinary day. That’s how I remember my first time. No roses on the bed, no romantic songs. Those are only found in movies. It could have been worse, like on back seat of a car, or on his parent’s bed. It was my first time story, it was mine!

For the record, the idea for this post came from a girl-pal of mine who’s very curious as to how people in this depraved world of ours conduct their bodily cleansing (yes Luos, you can steal that). Being the good, caring and highly understanding friend that I am, I didn’t question her motives for this. I did not wonder for what purpose she needed the information I’m about to extol. I tried not to worry that she might be developing unhealthy fetishes and might be using me to feed her baser needs. That said, here’s what I got for you Lydia* (*names may or may not have been changed). I started with Lydia herself. ME: Enhe, so how do you shower? LYDIA: Ummm….I start with my face, then neck, then my arms, ummm….then my stomach…then ummm…the rest, hehehe. My thoughts, she bypassed the boobies mammaries??! Next. ME: I have a weird question. DAN2: You always have weird questions. ME: What do you mean always? I ask normal ones…sometimes… Ah! Forget that one, will you just listen. Sawa? How do you shower? DAN2: Ati what? ME: How do you shower? As in process… DAN2: Why do you want to know? Don’t answer that. Hmmm….I think I start with my tummy then spread. ME: Upwards or downwards? DAN2: Downwards…does it matter? Me: *raise one eyebrow* think. DAN2: What?…oh…oh…bana, no, it’s not like that… ME: hahaha, oh really?! LIZ: Sema sweety. ME: Sasa dear, I have a question. LIZ: Uh-oh… ME: Ghai! Kwani? LIZ: Sweety, is this another theory? ME: Aki, kwani I have how many theories…wacha tu, we’re wasting my cred. How do you shower? LIZ: Ati how do I shower? Why on earth do you need such info? Why would I tell you something like that? Wewe msch… ME: Your answer is vital to my research on a possible cure for AIDS…ANSWER! LIZ: Mscheew! Sawa, I start with my face, then…hmmm…my armpits (????? wtf?!) then my legs and go upwards to everywhere else. Happy? ME: No, just puzzled. Thanks lakini. Talk to you soon. LIZ: Stop calling only when you need to ask weird questions. Random bather….very confused person. ME: Wewe, stop fantasizing about Lydia showering. It’s your turn. Start talking. DAN1: I wasn’t… ME: You were. I saw your tongue doing that thing you do when you’re about to get an awkward boner.. DAN1: I was licking my lips. ME: Exactly! Answer the question. DAN: Ok, I wash my face first. LYDIA: Then…? DAN1: Then what? ME: He’s trying not to say that after the face he soaps ‘there’. LYDIA: Hahaha yeah…and after ‘there’? DAN1: Let’s change the subject. ME: Hehehe, who said there’s an ‘after there’? By the time he finishes ‘there’ people are pounding the bathroom door. Hahaha! DAN1: Hehehe something like that… ME: So it’s face then ‘there’ then you’re out? LYDIA: Eeeew!!! And you hugged me!!!! I’ve been touching you all this time…!!! My thoughts…there had to be a reason why he’s that dark. ME: So Self, how do you shower? SELF: Well, I start with my boobs. You and I both know that their cleanliness is vital to the health of my offspring. ME: I so agree. Then, on that note, next should be wherever else is important to producing healthy children? SELF: Hehehe true…I’m thinking I should try Dan’s method. ME: 😀 My thoughts exactly! *winks* let’s go take a shower.