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HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE: A Sunday Sermon #HoleyMatters

July 13, 2019

I’m having a very hard time getting a Domestic Help for the house. Juggling our jobs, while taking care of the baby and house chores is quite&nb...


Sins of the Father 2

August 23, 2018

The night wore on, the conversation grew deeper. Judging that Kasee would be privy to his hound dog attempts at unfurling the voluptuous package that ...



January 17, 2015

The silkiness of the sheets against my naked bum, softly caressing, rubbing against my warm skin. The scent of the lavender candles, their aroma mixed...


Reasons Why A Girl’s Dryspell Is Worse Than Yours

January 15, 2015

The last two years have been the worst in terms of my sexual luck. Best in sexual lack actually. *sigh* I know what you’re going to say, girls c...


Charlie’s Rage

January 14, 2015

“Don’t ever make me jealous” He says. I nod, too confused to speak. Flashback on the events that preceded me being tied up and tease...


Of Ungrateful Homo Sapiens

January 13, 2015

It is said the road to perdition is paved with good intentions. I’m afraid i’m about to become a poster boy for this saying very soon. My ...


Chuma’s Dilemma

January 12, 2015

Originally posted on Adventures From The Bedrooms Of African Women here Chuma lay in the dark and tried to stop his dick from rising. He tried – and f...


El-shaddai, The Great Cockblocker

January 6, 2015

There's nothing as depressing as starting to believe that your mojo has gone dodo. When you can no longer get the most frigid of women to soak their ...


Dropping the Mic

January 6, 2015

Happy New Year to all you purveyors of boner inducing, clit tickling literature!! Can’t wait to see what 2015 has in store, or if you’re i...


The Motherhood Conundrum

December 7, 2014

In society single mothers are viewed as either saints or whores. Yes, I understand that it’s much the same for other women, but I assure you tha...

Real Life Stories

Keep Going

November 28, 2014

Ooooooh, sooooo good! Oh, God… Fuck! (Keep going.) I am buried in her, well, I am trying to bury myself in her, as she seems to have buried hers...


The Trouble With Words

November 20, 2014

I fall in love in the first 3 words he says to me. Always. He doesn’t actually have to say them. Not in this internet age. I only have to stumbl...


Welcome To The City

November 17, 2014

All my life I had dreams of going to Nairobi like most of my older cousins. I had seen photos of how great the buildings looked, and I was told the sm...


Fap Tales

November 10, 2014

I have been told that I fap too much by concerned friends. No, they didn’t do it intervention-style, but they would have if they knew each other...

Confessions Of A Kiambu Maid

The Intimate Confessions Of A Kiambu Maid – Part 3

November 9, 2014

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Confessions Of A Kiambu Maid

The Intimate Confessions Of A Kiambu Maid – Part 2

November 4, 2014

Transcription Reke gwire, my dear, arume matiendaga mundu wa kanitha, urehage ukanitha nginya uriri. Muthuri arenda gukugarura, arenda umuigire itina ...


Saturday Afternoon Conversations

November 4, 2014

Let me taste you, just a little. But you are tasting me. I like it so very much I want more. You can’t have it all at once. You’ll die  of...

Confessions Of A Kiambu Maid

The Intimate Confessions Of A Kiambu Maid

November 3, 2014

Transcription Eh! Ona diugaga kuoguo keino reke gwire. Nie mudu rume ucio wakwa diue kuria arutire experience. Nwona kang’ura, anyogaga ginya ga...


Kamiti Prisoners Demand Ultra Strong Condoms

October 27, 2014

KAMITI Prisoners Demands Ultra Strong CONDOMS It looks like a lot is going on ‘behind’ behind bars at KAMITI maximum prisons. The inmates ...


All About Monkey Sex

October 24, 2014

Today I’m going to say a bit (ok, a lot!) about our 2nd closest ape relatives, The Bonobo monkey, Pan paniscus. These monkeys have been linked t...


Sex On The Beach…nkt!!!

October 14, 2014

Here and now, let me tell you today, NEVER EVER HAVE SEX AT THE BEACH!!! EVER!!! Why? Well, because it’s a really really bad idea for your genit...


Musical Sausages

September 28, 2014

I’ve done the dirty to all sorts of music. Ragga, dancehall, rock, death metal (got chocked that time), house, dubstep and one very weird time, ...


Blood in the Twilight

September 26, 2014

Most men didn’t know what they were doing in between her legs, or, she figured, didn’t care if they did. Some tried to impress her. Those ...



September 25, 2014

I have urges, very specific, very weird urges. Urges I never act on them because I would then be an asshole. I have thought of dropping someone’s phon...


Dangerous Curves ahead

September 22, 2014

I used to like Nicki Minaj. Her flow was sick! She was in a league of her own, so much so that she challenged her male counterparts who couldn’t...

Rape Culture

K’s Story

September 22, 2014

Around election time 2013, an older girlfriend of mine invited me to her place for dinner and drinks. Except for two that had come as a couple, the re...


Holey Matters

September 21, 2014

THE FINAL STRAW I resent the person that reduced men into a mindless pack of erections on limbs, when they said that we can and do stick our pricks in...



September 16, 2014

I met him at midday. It was hot as hell in Mombasa, and there was no way I was walking from Equity to Cannon Towers, a 10 minute walk in normal circum...


Mrs. K by Longman

September 16, 2014

On the first day in my new school, I was not happy at all. I was in Form 3 and tasked with starting all over again; making new friends, adjusting to n...


Popped (a twitter story)

September 14, 2014

He was beautiful. She'd stared at him for days. Watching him. He did everything beautifully. He ate, walked, talked, listened so well…&mdash...