Secrets

Sexing The Mboch

A few years ago the gorgeous Jude Law (2nd white guy I’d totally bone) was caught cheating on his wife, the goddess Sienna Miller, with their droll, below average looking nanny. It was disgusting! No one even expected Sienna to forgive him. Fucking up is acceptable, men are humans too after all. Fucking down? Totally unforgivable. But that’s what’s happening when you fuck the help. Do not sleep with the maid!!! I know it’s a mission in futility. Shimo ni shimo to you hole happy bastardos (insert Italian accent). She’s nearby and paid to please you by meeting your every need. Sometimes what you need is pussy, no? It’s unfair of your wives and mothers to employ pussy containing helps and refuse to let you sample their warm and wet goods. Inhuman dictators! It’s always hilarious to hear stories of a guy’s coming of age, in between the hormones, pimples, awkward public erections and the stinky sweat that no deodorant can penetrate, comes the inevitable sex with the housie story. The maid is fat/ thin, old/ young, ugly (cute helps are a rare and much coveted commodity) the one thing they always are though is unshaven. That bush, nay, forest is the first glimpse of adult female parts most of our boys had. The girl asks him to touch, smell, lick, put his thing inside. He’s scared, excited and can’t believe his good fortune. This memory will forever remain engraved in his mind as one of his most erotic episodes of his life. Is it any wonder then that the help is who they turn to when bedroom things in their marriages becomes a dull affair? I for one never  plan on hiring a stay at home help once I’m…hihi…ma…hihi…ma ma…married…rotflamao!!!! Having her around waiting on him hand and foot is already bad enough. Giving her a bed? It’s like swimming in shark infested waters while on your period, you’re gonna get bit. My son is already going to feel around those things. Having him share her with daddy is just ewww! Apana! It’s more common than we’d like to admit. Sons and their fathers in Africa have been sharing pussy for centuries! Ever since the ‘8th’ wife phenomenon where the old geezer insisted on buying a teen bride for his 50th birthday. His older sons would nyemelea that ass safe in the knowledge that any child formed of their union would be considered their father’s.  Still, ewwww! Either way, when my boy turns 14 I’m getting a spankin’ housie. Let him be the envy of all the other boys in his school. Gettting schooled  by a supermodel in the coital arts. Keep shaking your heads, accepting people as sexual beings clears up a lot of unnecessary family drama. Just ask Kaos and the Mijikenda. Cheers to hot ass mboches and the lucky teens that get to tear up that bush. Cheerio lovies.