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Minx

How To Give A Killer Blowjob

August 12, 2019

So, this is awkward… So much has happened since I last wrote. I moved cities, had a bunch of amazing, kinky, sometimes horrible sex with some amazing,...

FacialKnight

The Shaming

August 6, 2019

Her size 38E Lime Green bra hang on her full breasts, even as she pulled the straps down the sides of her arms. A small giggle escaped her lips, the l...

FacialKnight

HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE: A Sunday Sermon #HoleyMatters

July 13, 2019

I’m having a very hard time getting a Domestic Help for the house. Juggling our jobs, while taking care of the baby and house chores is quite&nb...

FacialKnight

Feeding the Sexy Beast

September 23, 2018

It had occurred to me that probably the reason most people had unfulfilled sex lives was not because they didn’t know the Kamasutra by heart, or...

FacialKnight

Niggas Ain’t Shit

September 23, 2018

Yeah I said it! Waswahili wasema “Mtoto umleavyo ndivyo akuavyo”. Would it be a surprise, if I told you that hakuna aliye tulea? Our fathe...

Minx

Coming Out: I’m Bisexual

August 26, 2018

I can’t really remember my very very first sexual experience with a girl. I can’t remember my first sexual experience period. Just snippet...

Minx

How To: ANAL

August 23, 2018

Suckers! This is actually an article on how to succeed in life…suck seed, hihihi.Anyway, back to the booty. Now, all my anal experience upto let...

Minx

On Shame

August 23, 2018

The backlash from starting this website…sirizetu, was *whew* tremendous. Did it stop my fucking? Fuck no! Did it stop me writing about all the p...

Secrets

Sins of the Father 2

August 23, 2018

The night wore on, the conversation grew deeper. Judging that Kasee would be privy to his hound dog attempts at unfurling the voluptuous package that ...

Minx

Anticipation

January 17, 2015

The silkiness of the sheets against my naked bum, softly caressing, rubbing against my warm skin. The scent of the lavender candles, their aroma mixed...

Secrets

Reasons Why A Girl’s Dryspell Is Worse Than Yours

January 15, 2015

The last two years have been the worst in terms of my sexual luck. Best in sexual lack actually. *sigh* I know what you’re going to say, girls c...

Secrets

Charlie’s Rage

January 14, 2015

“Don’t ever make me jealous” He says. I nod, too confused to speak. Flashback on the events that preceded me being tied up and tease...

FacialKnight

Sins of the Father

January 13, 2015

The pelting rain diluted his steady stream of tears. The crowd dispersed after the casket was lowered. He was left standing there alone. His were a co...

Cheating

Of Ungrateful Homo Sapiens

January 13, 2015

It is said the road to perdition is paved with good intentions. I’m afraid i’m about to become a poster boy for this saying very soon. My ...

Secrets

Chuma’s Dilemma

January 12, 2015

Originally posted on Adventures From The Bedrooms Of African Women here Chuma lay in the dark and tried to stop his dick from rising. He tried – and f...

Humor

El-shaddai, The Great Cockblocker

January 6, 2015

There's nothing as depressing as starting to believe that your mojo has gone dodo. When you can no longer get the most frigid of women to soak their ...

FacialKnight

Dropping the Mic

January 6, 2015

Happy New Year to all you purveyors of boner inducing, clit tickling literature!! Can’t wait to see what 2015 has in store, or if you’re i...

Cheating

The Science Of Affairs

January 4, 2015

I have a married friend. Just one. Yes, we’re just friends… I have this rule. An anti-married men rule. It’s not because I’m p...

FacialKnight

Third Wheel-ing It

December 7, 2014

She took another swig of the beer bottle. I had never seen a girl down Guinness that fast. I hate Guinness. She finished. I ordered another for her. E...

Secrets

The Motherhood Conundrum

December 7, 2014

In society single mothers are viewed as either saints or whores. Yes, I understand that it’s much the same for other women, but I assure you tha...

FacialKnight

Jacket for my Jimmy

December 5, 2014

The Californian assembly has passed a law that requires all performing actors in the adult entertainment industry to wear condoms. This was passed aft...

FacialKnight

Liar! Liar! Pants on Fire!

December 4, 2014

The only place that didn’t have these incidences posted on them was probably on the back of cereal boxes. The videos were everywhere. Social med...

Reblogs

Flight MH17 by Magunga Williams

December 4, 2014

“Come out, Soni. This little guy is getting impatient.”She has been standing there for over five minutes.“Just a minute hun. I will be right out.”You ...

Poetry

The Vagina Verse

November 28, 2014

He said He’d give us good women in all corners, then he made the world round Then laughed his ass off without making a damn sound I speak to a c...

Real Life Stories

Keep Going

November 28, 2014

Ooooooh, sooooo good! Oh, God… Fuck! (Keep going.) I am buried in her, well, I am trying to bury myself in her, as she seems to have buried hers...

Secrets

The Trouble With Words

November 20, 2014

I fall in love in the first 3 words he says to me. Always. He doesn’t actually have to say them. Not in this internet age. I only have to stumbl...

Longman

Welcome To The City

November 17, 2014

All my life I had dreams of going to Nairobi like most of my older cousins. I had seen photos of how great the buildings looked, and I was told the sm...

Minx

Chipo Tales: Limp Sausage (a twitter story)

November 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/SiriZetu/status/531462995499843584 https://twitter.com/SiriZetu/status/531463468302745600 https://twitter.com/SiriZetu/status/5314...

FacialKnight

A Man Under Siege

November 17, 2014

As the most qualified member of the male species to offer them representation (quit giving me the side-eye lads) I’m here to re-negotiate our co...

FacialKnight

Power

November 13, 2014

On a recent episode of Scandal, resident heroine, Olivia Pope, went toe to toe with her Father who happens to be a feared spy master. Her Father, with...

Masturbation

Fap Tales

November 10, 2014

I have been told that I fap too much by concerned friends. No, they didn’t do it intervention-style, but they would have if they knew each other...

Confessions Of A Kiambu Maid

The Intimate Confessions Of A Kiambu Maid – Part 3

November 9, 2014

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Confessions Of A Kiambu Maid

The Intimate Confessions Of A Kiambu Maid – Part 2

November 4, 2014

Transcription Reke gwire, my dear, arume matiendaga mundu wa kanitha, urehage ukanitha nginya uriri. Muthuri arenda gukugarura, arenda umuigire itina ...

Minx

Saturday Afternoon Conversations

November 4, 2014

Let me taste you, just a little. But you are tasting me. I like it so very much I want more. You can’t have it all at once. You’ll die  of...

Confessions Of A Kiambu Maid

The Intimate Confessions Of A Kiambu Maid

November 3, 2014

Transcription Eh! Ona diugaga kuoguo keino reke gwire. Nie mudu rume ucio wakwa diue kuria arutire experience. Nwona kang’ura, anyogaga ginya ga...

FacialKnight

Coffee or Cream

November 3, 2014

What amuses me with Twitter and social media in general is that somebody somewhere with a smartphone and a few bundles, thinks of something and decide...

Minx

Build Up

October 31, 2014

It starts with a tug, at your shirt (Notice me), a hand brushed here ever so hintingly (I want…no,), an accidental bump. Then, comes the hug, th...

FacialKnight

Working Girl

October 31, 2014

Her shoes were killing her. But Loboutins were worth the death of your heel. The walk to the bed was a slow sashay of the hips, as if performing to a ...

Minx

Boardroom Shenanigans

October 29, 2014

1:50 pm. I walk in. You’re seated at the head of the long table reading through some papers, forehead creased in concentration. You’re ner...

Reblogs

Kamiti Prisoners Demand Ultra Strong Condoms

October 27, 2014

KAMITI Prisoners Demands Ultra Strong CONDOMS It looks like a lot is going on ‘behind’ behind bars at KAMITI maximum prisons. The inmates ...

Minx

All About Monkey Sex

October 24, 2014

Today I’m going to say a bit (ok, a lot!) about our 2nd closest ape relatives, The Bonobo monkey, Pan paniscus. These monkeys have been linked t...

FacialKnight

The Seduction of Motherhood

October 21, 2014

Its unnatural. Unapologetically so. Few cases of this are visible even in the Animal Kingdom. Swans mate for life, penguins also have one life partner...

Minx

Super Intimate Sex Positions: THE CLASSIC MISSIONARY

October 21, 2014

Sometimes all we need a little nasty TLC. You’re home from work/school (not high school), tired, you’ve been rained on, all you want is a ...

Cheating

Getting Away With Murder

October 16, 2014

I think it’s time we dropped this charade. It’s getting older than Moi’s nose hairs and it may earn us men some much needed respite....

Minx

Sex On The Beach…nkt!!!

October 14, 2014

Here and now, let me tell you today, NEVER EVER HAVE SEX AT THE BEACH!!! EVER!!! Why? Well, because it’s a really really bad idea for your genit...

Minx

5 Sex Positions For Deep Penetration

October 14, 2014

The following positions should never ever miss out on your repertoire of staple sex positions, especially when you’re in the not-so-gifted categ...

FacialKnight

My dear little Slut

October 3, 2014

Dear little Slut,Do you have something inside your butt?That's making you look a little sickOh yeah! It's just the Konda's ginormous dick&...

Minx

Pavlov And Coitus

October 3, 2014

So Minnie tells Mickey that she wants a divorce. Mickey asks her, “Are you fucking crazy? ” She tells him, “No, I’m fucking Go...

Minx

Dryspell Mania

October 3, 2014

Do not eat when you’re hungry because you’ll end up eating junk. My mum keeps telling me that. For a really long time I thought it was tor...

Minx

Musical Sausages

September 28, 2014

I’ve done the dirty to all sorts of music. Ragga, dancehall, rock, death metal (got chocked that time), house, dubstep and one very weird time, ...

FacialKnight

Blood in the Twilight

September 26, 2014

Most men didn’t know what they were doing in between her legs, or, she figured, didn’t care if they did. Some tried to impress her. Those ...

Minx

SO YOU HAVE JUST SPANKED A RANDOM WOMAN? by Harvey J

September 25, 2014

I have urges, very specific, very weird urges. Urges I never act on them because I would then be an asshole. I have thought of dropping someone’s phon...

Fantasy

Week Night Shenanigans

September 23, 2014

You’re laughing when he walks in. You don’t see him but you know he’s present. Every hair on your body, your pulse, your skin, the t...

FacialKnight

Dangerous Curves ahead

September 22, 2014

I used to like Nicki Minaj. Her flow was sick! She was in a league of her own, so much so that she challenged her male counterparts who couldn’t...

Rape Culture

K’s Story

September 22, 2014

Around election time 2013, an older girlfriend of mine invited me to her place for dinner and drinks. Except for two that had come as a couple, the re...

Secrets

Holey Matters

September 21, 2014

THE FINAL STRAW I resent the person that reduced men into a mindless pack of erections on limbs, when they said that we can and do stick our pricks in...

Secrets

Johnny

September 16, 2014

I met him at midday. It was hot as hell in Mombasa, and there was no way I was walking from Equity to Cannon Towers, a 10 minute walk in normal circum...

Secrets

Mrs. K by Longman

September 16, 2014

On the first day in my new school, I was not happy at all. I was in Form 3 and tasked with starting all over again; making new friends, adjusting to n...

Secrets

Popped (a twitter story)

September 14, 2014

He was beautiful. She'd stared at him for days. Watching him. He did everything beautifully. He ate, walked, talked, listened so well…&mdash...

Secrets

The Chipo Experience: Perfect Quickies

September 13, 2014

It’s a Saturday today, and yesterday a vast majority of you was our shaking booty and drowning your livers at various Anti-Mututho establishment...

Secrets

The Arse Theory (Girly Version)

September 11, 2014

So a few days ago, a pal of mine said I have really twisted theories…I sooo don’t!!! Ok, maybe I do. What you don’t realize is that ...

Secrets

Rocket Science 101: Sex For Beginners

September 11, 2014

Ahem! Attention! I’m talking to you. Yes you! You with the nerd glasses, you with the single condom in your pocket that’s been there for 8...

Secrets

Multisexual Beings

September 10, 2014

FLOWERS. Most girls love flowers. Take a girl a bouquet right before you mess up (after? they’ll get shredded and/or thrown at you) and you̵...

Secrets

FIRST TIME by Sakajawea

September 9, 2014

Losing it. It was a hot summer afternoon, I was just laying on my couch cruising through the TV channels when he calls. “Have you had lunch? ...

Secrets

Showers And Soapy Matters

September 9, 2014

For the record, the idea for this post came from a girl-pal of mine who’s very curious as to how people in this depraved world of ours conduct t...

Secrets

Penis For Your Thoughts

September 5, 2014

This conversation takes place from  9am – 10am between myself and Peter Penis. “Hey dude! Wake up! I’m always up before you everyday...

Secrets

8 Moves To Spice Up Your Oral Sex

September 5, 2014

You probably have a ton of favorite positions when it comes to sex, but what about foreplay? If your pre-sex routine is feeling, well, routine, it’s t...

Secrets

I’m a Slave for your Lust

September 4, 2014

Picture this. It’s 1858, the place is a cotton plantation in the Antebellum South of Mississippi, America. As usual is been a sweltering day. Th...

Secrets

Intrusion (continued)

September 4, 2014

No! No, no, no, no! Where had that sound come from? Why did she moan? She couldn’t be enjoying this! It wasn’t possible!!! No, no! She wou...

Secrets

The Dirt on Fantasies

September 3, 2014

“What turns you on?” Such a loaded question! The sheer quantity and variety of possible answers to this question is daunting! You can̵...

Secrets

Bare Naked Truth

September 3, 2014

I spare no amount of effort nor will power in saying this, knowing  fully well that i shall bear a great cross once these words escape my mouth but he...

Secrets

Intrusion

September 2, 2014

Keys. Where were her keys? Her hand searched deep into her 10kg handbag. She remembered how he never let her call these big bags ‘cute’ an...

Secrets

Instincts and Money matters

September 2, 2014

We all know Chris Brown, he of the ‘beat the fuck out of Rihanna’ fame (yes I said it FIDA! Sue me). Well Chris has a new hit single rulin...

Secrets

Double Oh Origins

September 2, 2014

The bartender placed his drink on the counter. The vodka rippled,he took a sip. The bartender took the consequent wink from his customer that, the dri...

Secrets

Sexting Bigwigs: Part 2 Ep2 (the freaky edition)

August 31, 2014

I tell you to change position. You get on all fours. Doggy. Face down ass up. I stick my condomless in your pussy half way then remove it. You weren&#...

Secrets

Hole-y Matters

August 31, 2014

THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE We are all liars. We lie to each other everyday. I’ve told so many lies in my few years under our Earth’s sun...

Secrets

On Fantasies

August 30, 2014

by VanillaSpice The Minx told me to write for her. Earlier on, I’d asked her to read stuff I’d written before, and then to tell me what she thought. T...

Secrets

Have Some Humanity!

August 29, 2014

I don’t trust people who say they don’t watch porn. I mean who the hell doesn’t watch porn? I’d forgive the Pope because he ha...

Secrets

Sexting Bigwigs: Part 2 Ep1

August 29, 2014

  Hey Hey This is exciting lol Hahaha! Really? Yeah lol. Because we don’t know each other. Taboo. Is it really taboo? I know how you look a...

Secrets

Bus ride to an Orgasm. Part 1

August 28, 2014

It was 5 hours long. I’d carried a book to read on the trip,I was almost done with the final chapter when I heard someone say we were 10mins awa...

Secrets

Sexercise 101: Squats

August 28, 2014

We talked about the importance of introducing kegels to help strengthen your pussy’s pc muscles, strengthening your pelvic floor to avoid the to...

Secrets

After Lunch Shenanigans

August 28, 2014

He shouted at you again at work today. Just a few minutes ago actually. You’d left for lunch at 11 after getting to work late, at 9, and gotten ...

Secrets

Sexercise 101: Kegels and Butterflies

August 27, 2014

Your time to become a sex goddess that leaves your man a quivering mass of spent fantasies and lifeless organs, is here! Kegels you’ve probably ...

Secrets

Sexercise 101: Introduction

August 27, 2014

We women like to think we are perfect. That our bodies are perfectly engineered to please man. Isn’t that why they’re so obsessed with sex...

Secrets

Animal Lovers

August 26, 2014

“Bestiality is an ugly word for a beautiful act. Inter species love is the purest kind. Beyond colour, race, sex, appearance, smell. Beyond spec...

Secrets

River Goddess

August 25, 2014

I read this story once where a village girl wandered down to the river at the dead of night. She was sleep walking but was fully awake at the same tim...

Secrets

Post Pregnancy Puss (PPP)

August 25, 2014

My mum and aunties were never shy about sharing their childbirth horror stories with me, they are, in fact, embedded right in there with some of my ea...

Secrets

Feeding the Sexy Beast

August 25, 2014

Njoki Chege made a valid point when she talked about irresponsible wives letting their husbands drown in belly fat. It is irresponsible behavior, and ...

Secrets

The Amazing Race

August 24, 2014

“You see how we have Halle Berry in the United States, in Ethiopia the streets are filled with Halle Berrys” -Chris Tucker- In a long runn...

Secrets

Sexting Bigwigs (Part 1)

August 24, 2014

I have a sexy favour to ask you.                                                                                                                      ...

Secrets

Hole-y Matters

August 24, 2014

ROCKET SCIENCE 101: Monogamy I like to believe Adam and Eve’s relationship was easy. They had plenty of food and water, they were both ridiculou...

Secrets

Connection Dramas

August 23, 2014

Isn’t it always so sad though, when the perfect man is hopeless between the sheets? He could be just the right age, the right build, the right j...

Secrets

Sexing The Mboch

August 23, 2014

A few years ago the gorgeous Jude Law (2nd white guy I’d totally bone) was caught cheating on his wife, the goddess Sienna Miller, with their dr...

Secrets

Aphrodisiac Loving

August 21, 2014

It’s been a while since I’ve tried something new. Mostly because I’ve realized Kenyan men are generally scared of change, especially...

Secrets

Official Sex

August 21, 2014

Last year there was a review of our workplace CCTV camera footage. What was discovered was astonishing! Apparently in an empty office, when they thoug...

Secrets

Fapping For Ladies 101

August 20, 2014

My partner in crime, FacialKnight, talked about the benefits of choking the chicken juzi. According to him 100% of dudes have gone through that same e...

Secrets

Eat your P’s kid!

August 20, 2014

A friend of mine swears he can’t eat vagina.  Don’t worry,  I have put our friendship under investigation, like, how did this neanderthal ...

Secrets

#OOMFF

August 19, 2014

I joined Twitter in 2009.Mainly because I wanted to read white people Jokes. White boys and bored house Fraus make for the best comedy.  As the site t...

Secrets

Choking on Pythons

August 19, 2014

In the books I read as a teenager, it was always the first time for the heroine when the hero laid her down gently on the canopy bed/ soft grass/ beac...

Secrets

Sabina Joys?

August 18, 2014

I can’t remember who told me this story but I’m glad they did, because now I get to tell you why visiting fine establishments like Sabina ...

Secrets

Plundering The Totem

August 18, 2014

Sex must be the creation that God is most proud of. For Him, it must be like when you pour wax on ants and watch to see how they will react. Then He l...

Secrets

Monday Morning Shenanigans

August 18, 2014

It’s Monday morning, you woke up at 3:30 am, showered with that expensive new perfumed soap, applied lavender scented Esteé Lauder lotion, some ...

Secrets

Swirl, Gargle and Swallow

August 17, 2014

I love Amanda Seyfried. Those big eyes, those amazing boobs and that smile. Crap… Just got myself hard! Excuse me, i need to use the bathroom...

Secrets

Hole-y Matters

August 17, 2014

I’m always terrified when I meet a guy that wants to romance me in this ruthless Kenya of ours where things wanted are taken without a thought f...

Secrets

Drunken Fun

August 16, 2014

What is it about drunk sex that’s so like that *stare at image above for not less than 20 seconds*? Is it the loss of inhibition? Not caring how...

Secrets

Strokes And Woes

August 15, 2014

So I just saw people on Twitter talking about stroke game. I don’t care about how long you can hit it by the way, so long as you’re hittin...

Secrets

Hairy Disasters

August 15, 2014

To shave or not to shave? that is the question. First of all, if you live at a place that hits27°c and over occasionally then you HAVE TO shave! No ne...

Secrets

Short Cummings 😉

August 14, 2014

I used to think I was the ‘tall, dark and handsome’ kind of girl. The dream was to get someone that fit that description and had a great b...

Secrets

Biting The Button And Other Fails

August 14, 2014

I promised a sequel to jana’s post and boys, it’s your turn. I hate head! Hate it! I could have been right at the top of the pleasure moun...

Secrets

Of Teeth And Ball Busting Femmes

August 13, 2014

I woke up like this –> sore throat. Naturally (umm…coz I’m what they call a pervert), I thought of blowjobs and this girl pal that t...

Secrets

LUST IDENTIFIED.

August 11, 2014

Do you ever get so horny you just press your thighs together:  squeeze, let go, squeeze, let go until you’re so worked up you would come at a fe...

Secrets

Yikes! Sah! Your Ting Be Too Big.

August 11, 2014

Eish! That’s tear your pussy up dick! Look at it! See it!!! Massive! Yeah white people, that’s what we’ve got lurking in our African...

Secrets

The Delicate Nuances Of Zones

August 10, 2014

On Saturday I was at this cool kids’ gathering in town, a tweetup/instameet. Hey, relax! Don’t worry, I’m not about to bore you with...

Secrets

So, ABOUT NUDES….

August 8, 2014

I get the ‘guys are idiots for visual aid’ thing but the nudes craze is extremely out of hand! I keep bitching that dudes don’t even...

Secrets

THE HORNY 18 YEAR OLD – A study

August 8, 2014

I had fun at 18. Lots and lots of fun. Too much? Most probably. I don’t know how you spent your 18th year girly, but if it was having lots of st...

Secrets

ABOUT YOUR FINGERS (the sequel)

August 7, 2014

So, I’m not one to complain and leave out the solution and given the magnanimous mood I’m in today, you might just get more than you barga...

Secrets

ABOUT YOUR FINGERS (the sequel)

August 7, 2014

So, I’m not one to complain and leave out the solution and given the magnanimous mood I’m in today, you might just get more than you barga...

Secrets

ABOUT YOUR FINGERS

August 7, 2014

Let’s just be honest girls and tell these honies that the pot of gold they’re digging for, well, they ain’t going to find it. You...